• me: *sees ur message right away*
  • me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
  • me: *forgets to respond*


1939.New York.

My parents actually almost named me Shelby. But then they realised that my name would have been Shelby Swift and that kids might make fun of me. Shelby Swift‒ like ‘She’ll-be Swift. And then like, what if I wasn’t a fast runner? They would’ve been like “well she’s not.”

(part 1)


I feel like I just interrupted a very important conversation.

Double Standards
  • Music video with half naked men dancing: funny
  • Music video with half naked women dancing: sexist and objectifying
  • All man's college: sexist
  • All woman's college: empowering
  • MRA: sexists and rape apologists
  • Feminists: empowering
  • Woman checking out a guy and calling him hot: normal
  • Man checking out a girl and calling her hot: objectifying
  • Men's rights: a joke
  • Woman's rights: a serious issue
  • My boyfriend tries to take a bag into a store: sir you have to leave that by the door. We don't want anyone stealing anything
  • I try to take my purse into the exact same store: go right ahead miss
  • Man pays for dinner: What a responsible man, taking care of his girl
  • Woman pays for dinner: What a horrible man she has, making her pay!
  • Man calls a woman a slut: Objectifying
  • Woman calls a man a douche: "You tell 'em, girl!"
  • Man goes into Victoria's Secret with his girlfriend: "Ew, pervert, why does he have to be in here, go outside who cares if its raining!" (yeah that actually fucking happened)
  • Woman goes into a sex store: "Wow so cool, she isn't afraid to come in here!"
  • Gay men: gross
  • Gay women: so fucking hot
  • Man cries: weakling
  • Woman cries: she must have broken down, poor dear
  • Man hits a woman: disgusting sexist pig
  • Woman hits a man: He must have provoked her
  • Man rapes a woman: "what a pig! he deserves to die"
  • Woman rapes a man: "Well, he had an erection, he obviously wanted it. Not rape.
  • Woman is in the military: "Wow, what a brave courageous girl"
  • Man is in the military: He must not have been smart enough to do anything else


[[ I always found Dobby annoying and I can never bring myself to love him like everyone else does.]]


Harry Potter Memes

Taylor’s 2009 tweets deserve some kind of award or something. pt3

For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.

Taylor Swift leaving the gym in NYC, July 22nd





reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it